To the girl with the bad weave, wig or whatever that madness was.....
I don't know what you were thinking when you stepped out of your house with those drawn on eyebrows and the weave that looked like you had to rip it from the claws of your cats as they were fighting over it, but damn, girl! Really??!?!?
Did you actually look in the mirror and not see the hot mess I saw?? And no, honey, gelling down the sides of the hot mess so that it is pasted to your temples did not make that rag top look any better! You look straight crazy and I bet you have a job as something visible like retail or beautician. I wouldn't trust you to draw an outline for paper dolls let alone do someone's make up. I mean, for real. Who told you that looked good?
If it was your family, they don't love you.....
It is was your friends, they don't like you....
If none of them said anything and looked away as you walked passed, then you're just bloody clueless.
To the Ricardo Montalban wannabe....
Your head is too damn big for the effin hair cut! Your barber sucks big huge monkey balls
To the dude with the leather members only jacket with what looked liked boy scout badges on it......
Not only am I giving you the Black girl "I don't believe this shit" side eye but when your hair style makes you look like you're wearing a toupee only two words come to mine "dumb ass"
To the poor unfortunate lady who's hair line has receeded to the middle of her scalp.....
Sweetheart that's what headbands are for and you can get them for cheap. I swear looking at that lady I wanted to walk up to her, tap her on the shoulder and ask "yo, how you do that??" I know it's wrong, the poor woman probably has some kind of disorder but damn lady, you may not care but there are just some things that I will not be able to forget. Think about the rest of us when you come out looking like that. People are just selfish.
To the guy who was watching me on the tube when I was smiling because I was thinking all the above horrible things about people.....
No I wasn't smiling at you #whenkeepingitrealgoeswrong, Dang, he was actually kinda cute...
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