Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Shit I see on the tube

Okay so this kid has to be at minimum 14 years old and he sat un my face picking his nose! If that wasn't enough his finger went from his nose to his mouth in seconds.....TWICE! You nasty little summama so-and-so! He was eating boogers for real! Eeeeeeewwww! How is it that none of your friends or family ever noticed that nasty ass habit and stop you from doing it. He got the booger touch.

Mr dude that wears shades on the tube even when we're underground or there is no sun.....hmmm, really?

Pardon me Mr Alfred Hitchcock look alike,  I was just wondering when was the last time you saw your junk without using a mirror.

Hey Ms lady ma'am, how did you find shoes the color of your skin?  That's crazy.

Hey red bone? You're giving your suit stretch marks. Unbutton your jacket fool!

Hey lady with the different synthetic pony tail every couple of days? #no #justno

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