The Trauma...

Okay, so dude across from me on the tube last night untied his shoes and slipped them off a little. His ass was getting comfortable. So what did I do? I undid my bra - I had on like three layers so it wasn't obvious. No, I wasn't flirting with him but damn it if he could get comfortable why they hell shouldn't I?? And boy, did it feel good.


This is harsh but this big girl got on the tube with gray leopard print tights on and - yes I am going to say it - her legs looked like an elephant with eczema!



Standing in line for my lamb wrap today I got not one but two full moon flashes! Why I gotta see your ass crack while I'm waiting for my wrap??? The first time was an accident...the second time, yo ass is just nasty! And why dude look special anyway?? He looks like someone's cousin who can't get a regular job cuz "no one but family" understands him.....naw, his ass is special in the clinical sort of way. Why he scary??!?!?!?!