Excuse me sir standing in front of me on the tube hanging onto the bar above me.... Why I gotta stare at your belly button sunk into your gut as it overflows your jeans???? That's gross!! Pull down your effin shirt!
Hey kid with your short sleeved shirt buttoned all the way up to the top, no name brand kicks (sneakers), non official fitted...those Beats by Dr. Dre headphones....yeah, you're still a dork. LOL!!!!
Hey Asian dud, you're prettier than me, and...wait....is that GLOSS?!?!?!? #nobueno
Hey dude with the Beats by Dr. Dre headphones on, I bet you think it's cool that you found a pair that matched your jacket exactly? #fail
And you look over 40 - #epicfail #getgrown
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