So, I'm sorry but I refuse to believe that everyone every morning on every tube line I've ridden is running late. I mention it because that is the only time that it is acceptable to squeeze onto a painfully crowded train but these ppl do it every morning without fail.
This morning a guy, quite a big guy, kind of barrels into the train with a big backpack on and starts pushing through, no excuse me, pardon me or anything. How rude!!!!
Is it bad that I like it when ppl get hit by the closing doors? It is, isn't it? Oh well! You shouldn't be squeezing yourself into little corners completely inconveniencing other ppl.
I remember once this lady got on after me and squeezed herself in. (If you've never been on a London tube, the doors are curved so ppl bend themselves to fit in) I was so fit to be tied because I had to cram in that even when the train cleared enough for me to move and give her some relief I didn't. I made her stand there until she got off and blocked her every attempt to get out of that corner. Was it mean? Hell yes but so was her inconsiderate squeezing. These trains run every 2 minutes or less in the morning!
You know what else I hate? When on a crowded train I move to get someone out of my personal space and they move every time I move! I mean, I'm not moving to give you more space! My answer, whenever they do that, lean my head away and turn my nose up as though they smell. Take that space hoggers!
Hey lady?!?!? That wasn't a big ass bump in the floor it was my foot and yes I did just kick you back - to answer the look on your face.
Hey dude with the big backpack?!?! That's my face behind you, thanks and no I will not hesitate to push you!
Why do people here see you approach the doors to get off and stand there like you can evaporate through them??? They don't hear excuse me then scoff when you push through the group of dumb asses blocking the doorway!
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
When in a busy tube station you ignore big bold signs every 3 feet that say "keep left" and you make the decision to go right into oncoming foot traffic, an elbow in the gut or getting smacked by my oversized bag is the least you deserve. #thatisall
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